Winery: Jest RedWine: Red Wine
Retail: $9.99
Description: "Giddy pleasure, leaping grace... this red wine, blended from seven noble grape varietals, was crushed by the sirenic hymn of 69 beautiful women reaching for the high note in the wee light of dawn one misty October day. The nose is deeply perfumed with wild dewberries, Himalayan breeding musk and horehound candy, while the flavors, so titillating they may only be disclosed in the Ecstatic Singing Mantra, will remain cloaked in silence until the bottle is uncorked. Sip delicately, sing with abandon."
Review: 84. This one is catered to folks who pick wine because the label is funny. Little attention has been paid to making anything quality. Grapey, too much raisin, spicy tannis, and overall overripe. Much better wines are out there even in this price range.
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